Toooons

edsdick:

kawaiierection:

its sad how its more socially acceptable to hate your body than to love it

this text post hit me like a train

(via krabwatch)

paigeallenyummm:

“this leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is… take you seriously.”

Reblog every time

(via an-army-of-wanking-sloths)

teatattoo:

what’s up with those mid-sized towels? they’re too big to be hand towels and too small to be bath towels but we still have like 50 of them?? I do not understand.

(via winchesterprayers)

hannibalscock:

foxnewsofficial:

what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille and everyone had a different message like fortune cookies 

(via loki-has-stolen-the-tardis)

(via winchesterprayers)

dragonpikachu:

i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:

aiyuwithoutatrace:

wegotplansforsammy:

wibblywobblytimeturners:

somewherethats-green:

the worst fuckin thing is

“oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW”

“do you draw? you do? DRAW ME”

like no

“you write? MAKE ME A CHARACTER IN YOUR STORY”

“you act? CRY FOR ME RIGHT NOW”

“You speak that language?! Say something in it!”

“you murder? KILL ME RIGHT NOW”

The last one seems more doable

(via winchesterprayers)

youronlinegirlfriend:

roses are red

anon hate is rude

i can’t write poems

send me a nude

(via nighthooker)

lvysaur:

osamah:

lvysaur:

i could use a good laugh

haha

thanks

(via nighthooker)

withlovetodaddy:

jeskuhbs:

I didn’t know I needed this. Now it’s here, shining on my dashboard. At last I see the light, and it’s like a whole new world.

*eyes sparkles*

~M

(Source: laughcentre, via loki-has-stolen-the-tardis)