cats are so fucking pointless i want 10,000
"hey can i have a couple of those fries"
today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd
(Source: cowboybeboop, via deaclpool)
reblog if your dick is longer than your arm
(Source: akailolita, via beyoncescock)
if u can’t afford pizza u can’t afford me
(Source: cravings, via pizza)