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tadaaloki:

Loki’s favorite eye shadow color:

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budvveiser:

Why do my body parts fall asleep before i do

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"WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg"

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me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

(via jtoday)

and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

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That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

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There is probably an easier way in than shattering glass.

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telapathetic:

people who  needlessly start drama

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jakeenglishfromstatefarm:

moriarty:

me blogging

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IM SO FUCKING MAD I JUST MADE THAT EXACT FUCKING FACE GOD DAMNIT 

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hi:

add me on snapchat for random dumb ‘my story’ things @ jaketwotwo

nutthing:

r u from europe because europiece of shit

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catbountry:

Tiny kitten demonstrates expert throat-slitting technique. Nature is amazing.

deducemysoul:

just pretend it’s some modern au

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