twerkingdead:

*looks in a mirror* you again

itsliketheyknowus:

"And then I said, ‘Look, if you don’t carry it in a muted pastel, I’m not interested!” 

itsliketheyknowus:

"And then I said, ‘Look, if you don’t carry it in a muted pastel, I’m not interested!” 

britney2007spears:

twink selfies be like

britney2007spears:

twink selfies be like

4gifs:

Your life has been a lie. [video]

4gifs:

Your life has been a lie. [video]

meanplastic:

me about to do a powerpoint presentation

meanplastic:

me about to do a powerpoint presentation

Typical school day

180mph:

Me: *bench presses the teacher*

Teacher: Put me down

hallowkorg:

happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween

commisure:

i dont know whats emptier, my bank account or my love life

fappuclno:

me: how tall are you
him: 6’2”
me:
me:
 image

croutoncat:

i’ve got like 2 friends maybe 2.5

scheherazadesdiary:

laughterkey:

tehawesome:

"How do you like living alone, Henry?" I ask myself.
"I’ve got a better question," I reply. "What if all my hoodies sat at the dining room table like they were friends?"

#i live alone

are they drinking detergent

scheherazadesdiary:

laughterkey:

tehawesome:

"How do you like living alone, Henry?" I ask myself.

"I’ve got a better question," I reply. "What if all my hoodies sat at the dining room table like they were friends?"

#i live alone

are they drinking detergent