fricken-nuggets:

Strugglin from the womb to the tomb

shittyidea:

Avoid having to raise your kids by selling it to Satan in exchange for your masters degree

automatically:

walking through the hallway with your phone dead like

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Anonymous asked: “Are your nipples sensitive? ”

humdrumhootenanny:

Yeah they don’t take criticism well
dialupmodem: “ the second lion has a height advantage and the ability move upside down, out of sight, giving him a great opportunity to get in a devastating sneak attack. upside down lion wins. ”

dialupmodem:

the second lion has a height advantage and the ability move upside down, out of sight, giving him a great opportunity to get in a devastating sneak attack. upside down lion wins.

Reblog if you’re over 10 and you still have stuffed animals on your bed or in your room

fuckdad:

themano:

can someone from the sports side of tumblr explain this

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it is angry

radicat:

do u ever just purposefully not look @ ur bank account because u know u fucked up
i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed: “ Danny is out of control ”

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

Danny is out of control